What is Bryan Cranston Doing (June Edition)?

 

(In no particular order)

  • Starring in Season 4 of AMC’s award-winning series (and current contender for “Best Show on Television”) Breaking Bad.
  • Appearing in Disney’s John Carter of Mars.
  • Playing Vilos Cohaagen in the 2012 remake of Total Recall even though we know that Paul Verhoeven’s 1990 original version is perfect.
  • Being the Peanut Butter in Ben Affleck’s Chocolate by signing on to do Argo.
  • Pretending to be really into titties even though we know he’s not pretending and who are we kidding, it’s Brain Fucking Cranston.
  • Doing a cop movie with Ruben Flesicher (Zombieland) in which he plays judge, jury and executioner.
  • Propping up reruns of Malcolm in the Middle.
  • Kicking ass and chewing gum.
  • Being all out of gum.

(image via Screen Rant)

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